plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.It’s in words
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life